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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

495322860, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, communities, cross-faction, cross-realm, EU, Gang, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Guilds, invite, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, NA WoWg community, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, smp, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

biological cooling, body cooling, body heat regulation, Body Temperature, cooled, cooling mechanism, cooling system, evaporation, heat dissipation, Heat exchange, heat management, homeostasis, human body, internal temperature control, Minecraft, Overheating, physiology, Server, sweating, Temperature regulation, Thermodynamics, Thermoregulation, Water, Watercooled

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

2P2L

1.21.1, 1.8.9, active community, Anarchy, anarchy gameplay, anarchy server, awesome server, bedrock, Cool plugins, Cross-Play, crossplay, discord server, home, java, Join Server, Mexico server, minecraft community, No Lag, Plugins, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, Survival, survival server, Tpa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6020	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

play.enderhost.cloud:25590

The Dee SMP

Adventure, Community, Dee SMP, Deejysayshi, Discord, Fun, Gaming, invite, join us, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, Opened, Public, Server, Small, smp, Survival, tiktok, twitch, Viewers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
New Chunks Explored:	472348	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

play.deejysayshi.com

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

banned, Cheaters, Claim, Dedicated, Dynmap, Europe, Expanded, Fresh community, hard difficulty, Hardware, Land, Land Claim, mod, night, Optional, Perakees, smp, Solo, Struggle, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat, world border

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

DataMinedCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

play.abnormalmc.fun:26399

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Emeralds Found:	6900
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.