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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	774
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4393	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1045	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchantments Applied:	226
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	2869	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	5868
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!