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Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	782

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7679	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3871	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4234	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Crops Grown:	3790
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8907	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	320
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crops Grown:	6156
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!