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EhCraft Minecraft Server

Government, ENERGY, levy, renewable energy, economic impact

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.

we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

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EhCraft: Land of Maple Crafters

long-term growth, economic success, positive indicators, growth potential, Land

so like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all minecraft servers, you know? it’s got the most optimistic economic outlook, whatever that means. but like, if you join this server, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. it’s like a virtual gold rush, but with blocks and stuff. plus, the mobs are super friendly and will totally help you build your dream castle. so come join us and experience the most optimistic minecraft server in the world!

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EhCraft: Drone Drama

controversy, drone incident, international event, Team Canada, Canadians

haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Adventure, skin tone, character evolution, character growth, long nose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Usopp gets PROGRESSIVELY whiter as time goes by! That’s right, you’ll never know what shade of white he’ll be next!

Join us for the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and maybe even uncover the mystery behind it. Who knows, maybe Usopp is secretly a ghost or an alien experimenting with different skin tones. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable server.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a hidden underwater city filled with talking dolphins, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, outdoor lighting, camera specs, camera reviews, Photography gear

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

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PickMeUpCraft

pick me up, Transportation, NAP, relationship, long shift

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

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AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

social norms, social pet peeves, social conformity, social faux pas, Manners

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

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PixelDisappoint

underwhelming, underwhelming experience, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, anticipation

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

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StressCraft – AFib Edition

job satisfaction, job-related health risks, job stress, chronic stress, Heart Disease

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

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vietfc

Parkour, Modded, Capture the Flag, Economy, Adventure

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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