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Eh Yahwe Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: LeCulturedCraft

    Minecraft SMP: LeCulturedCraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4661
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8159
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Want to join a server where the memes are taken to the next level and the culture is as wild as a pack of nether-dwelling piglins? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzKraftKlub

    KidzKraftKlub
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6277
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mines Excavated: 2924 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 97 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the noise of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own peaceful oasis away from screaming neighbors and stomping kids.

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and make as much noise as you want, without any judgment or complaints. Blast your favorite trip-hop tunes, techno beats, or whatever else helps drown out the chaos of the outside world.

    Imagine a world where you can sleep past 6AM without needing earplugs, where you can read a book in peace without any disruptions. That’s the kind of tranquility you’ll find on our server.

    So, are you ready to escape the madness and join us on this epic Minecraft journey? Build, explore, and create your own little piece of paradise away from the noisy neighbors. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretfulRamen – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRamen – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5393
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Animals Bred: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4645 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards? No? Well, you’re missing out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia Summer Shutdown

    Blocktopia Summer Shutdown
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Void Gems Collected: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling the end-of-summer blues? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring back-to-school blues and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. They built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen and became the rulers of the land, throwing epic parties every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just one of those chickens in your coop!

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to summer in style. Who needs beaches and barbecues when you have unicorns, diamonds, and Diamond Chickens? Labor Day may be the end of summer, but it’s just the beginning of the fun on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1093
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Crops Grown: 7540 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just admitted they got new instructions for handling hostages if Israeli forces come near. But like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama on our server, we just here to build and have a good time, ya know? So come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, before things get too crazy out there. Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and free diamond armor for all new players, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyHostageRescue

    BlockyHostageRescue
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2467
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF. We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide before attacking. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the map that’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the mysterious “last message” left by the slain hostages. Or maybe not, but hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1418
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2946
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft ServersFoltyn is a multidisciplinary artist known for his vibrant and expressive paintings. With a background in graphic design, Foltyn’s work often combines bold colors, abstract shapes, and geometric patterns to create visually striking compositions. His art is influenced by modernist movements such as Bauhaus and De Stijl, as well as street art and urban culture. Foltyn’s work has been exhibited in galleries and art fairs internationally, garnering critical acclaim for its unique style and dynamic energy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to StupidCraft – where stupidity is encouraged! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions. Griefer’s paradise!

    Welcome to StupidCraft – where stupidity is encouraged! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions. Griefer’s paradise!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2585
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    StupidCraft – Open Cross-play Survival

    Are you tired of spending time on sub-par, Pay-to-Win Minecraft survival servers that aggressively suppress vanilla features whilst overoptimizing things, ran by people that have absolutely no clue what they’re doing? If so, it might be fine time to give StupidCraft a try!

    Overview

    Feature Description
    We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features.
    Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement.
    Active PvP Scene PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules.
    Envoys Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can both Java and Bedrock players join the server?

    A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.

    Q: How active is the PvP scene on the server?

    A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.

    Q: Is griefing and raiding allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.

    For more information and updates, visit our website and join our Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

    BlockyBabes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6195
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest fantasies and unleash your creativity in a world full of blocks and possibilities! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and endless fun with our wacky community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a flying pig that shot lasers out of its eyes. Another player created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). And one time, we had a player who built an entire city made out of diamond blocks because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature rumored to lay diamond eggs and grant wishes to those who find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the land, clucking softly in the moonlight.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to watch out for the Diamond Chicken – you never know when it might appear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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