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NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	110
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	4361
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Votes:	2271
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	2892	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2667
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Mines Excavated:	2085
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3771	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!