egotistical Minecraft Servers

Egotistical

  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

    Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

    Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

    So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EgoCraftMC

    EgoCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

    Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface

    New Minecraft Servers

    , I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

    CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

    Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Java + Bedrock 1.21
    Features
      • Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming
      • Fractals for custom player-created items
      • Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm
      • Active community with 5-10 players online daily
      • Discord with 150+ members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is a Fractal? A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Barking Dog Minecraft Server

    Barking Dog Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

    Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP