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Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraftMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Blocky McBlockface

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, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Girl Gang Minecraft Server

Bonding, boyfriends, Communication, Companionship, emotional connections, female friendships, Friends, friendship, Gang, gender differences, girl, Girls, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, Loneliness, male friendships, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, social circles, social dynamics, societal norms, support system

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Tired of being a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and never feel alone again! Our server is like a virtual dating app for players, where you can find your perfect Minecraft match and build a blocky empire together. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole squad of pixelated pals to conquer the virtual world with? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness – and hello to epic adventures and endless fun!

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

BrotherlyCraft – Noob Nephew Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where family drama is taken to a whole new level!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from step-siblings who refuse to acknowledge each other to parents who can’t stop getting married and divorced. And let’s not forget the newest addition to the family, a baby that no one asked for!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to survive the drama and come out on top? Or will you end up grounded like poor Jamie for not treating your virtual family like real family?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, family drama is not for the faint of heart – but it sure makes for a hilarious Minecraft adventure!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the server admin? Or watched a group of skeletons break out into a dance party instead of attacking players? Well, get ready for even more wacky shenanigans on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next? So come on, hop on board and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

BlockyAddiction

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGermanMC Server

alliance support, budget cuts, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanMC, defense spending, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, nato, political decisions, Server, strategic partnerships, Trump White House, Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!

RiverSwimCraft

Bacteria, concerns, Dip, E.coli, Environmental, France, games, Infrastructure, Mayor, Paris, Pollution, public health, recreational, river, RiverSwimCraft, Safety, seine, Summer, swimming pool, Urban planning, water quality

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

AmnesiaCraft

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so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!

imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.

Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/4D6pbHgM

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! Its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently running?	Yes, the server is already running.
Is it a survival-pvp experience?	Yes, the server offers a survival-pvp experience.
Can players create their own teams?	Yes, players can create their own teams using the clan system.
Is the server suitable for everyone?	No, the server is not for everyone due to its intense PvP gameplay.

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Players:	104/500	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Votes:	8071
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843488

Players:	95/600	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Players:	99/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Votes:	2540
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	108/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Players:	97/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	84
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6799
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Players:	105/900	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Players:	90/400	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Animals Bred:	77	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Players:	101/300	Votes:	9324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

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