Ego MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VoteRegret Minecraft SMP

humility, loyalty, self-justification, Politics, SELF AWARENESS

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally epic and you HAVE to join because the admins are like, super cool and give out free diamonds every day! Plus, there’s this crazy story about a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and if you find it, you become the king of the server or something! And like, everyone who joins gets a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and shoot fireballs at creepers. It’s so lit, you gotta come play with us and be part of the most epic adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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Feel Right Be Right

feelings, validation, self-validation, self-confidence, self worth

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where u can feel right AND be right at the same time!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out their butts and magical unicorns that grant u three wishes but only if u do the chicken dance while singing the national anthem backwards!!!

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.

plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Ego Rage Land

Land, RAGE, self-realization, Ego, self-acceptance

Yo, welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Join us and let go of your ego, bro. We got anger, we got lust, but we ain’t about that ego life. Come vibe with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s show the world who’s boss!

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PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

bragging, unimportant, self worth, arrogance, dumb

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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Ego Cucumber SMP

creativity, concise description, humans, Cucumber, Observation

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a bunch of potatoes trying to do the cha-cha slide. It’s absolute madness, I’m talking about chickens riding pigs into battle, creepers throwing parties in the Nether, and villagers selling enchanted diamonds for a single emerald. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and zombies.

You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a rollercoaster made of Jell-O, with llamas as the conductors and pandas as the ticket collectors. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold. And the players? They’re like a pack of wild wolves, building castles in the sky and riding dragons into the sunset.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure. It’s like a unicorn farting rainbows, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re killer on the dance floor.

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AlphaCraftMC

macho, toxic masculinity, DOMINANCE, Masculinity, AlphaCraftMC

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

per second, 1.20.5, ejaculations, sexually active, elderly couples

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

Stereotypes, smp, Men, multitasking, hobbies

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Denji’s Alter Ego 1.20.6

Female lead, storytelling, 1.20.6, gender dynamics, gender representation

Yo, imagine if Denji was a girl on our Minecraft server? Like, she would totally slay all the creepers with her girl power and make the Ender Dragon her pet! Join our server and witness the epicness of Denji as a girl, it’s like a whole new dimension of chaos and fun! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and experience the madness firsthand!

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TipsyCraft

social dynamics, Limit, self-control, TipsyCraft, Manipulation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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