Egg’s Guide to Minecraft Minecraft Servers

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	7024	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	2041
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9108	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Villages Defended:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4234	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magic Items Found:	6516

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.