eggplants – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

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PixelPride Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Communication, equality, family, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-judgmental, normalizing, open-minded, Pansexual, parenting, PixelPride, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, tolerance, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!

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SickWifeGolfTripAITA

annual getaway, annual tradition, balancing relationships, childcare, college friends, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, family responsibilities, Family Support, golf trip, husband’s perspective, Marriage dynamics, parental duties, personal time, sick wife, SickWifeGolfTripAITA, spousal expectations, stomach flu, traditional activities, wife’s perspective

Are you tired of being stuck at home taking care of everyone while missing out on all the fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family life for a while!

Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!

Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!

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EduCraft Minecraft Server

career readiness, civic engagement, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, cultural competency, curriculum, education, EduCraft, emotional intelligence, environmental sustainability, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, lifelong learning, mental health awareness, Minecraft, problem solving, Server, social justice, technology literacy, Time management

Are you tired of boring old school lessons that don’t prepare you for the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We teach you all the important life skills that schools are neglecting, like how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a diamond sword and some enchanted armor.

Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to build a house that can withstand a creeper explosion, how to navigate the treacherous waters of the Nether, and how to negotiate with villagers for the best trades.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers classes in potion brewing, redstone engineering, and even dragon slaying. So why waste your time in boring old school when you could be learning the skills you really need to succeed in life on our epic Minecraft server? Join us today and start your journey to becoming a true Minecraft master!

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CreepyCrawlyCraft

adulting, BIZARRE, childhood memories, creepy, CreepyCrawlyCraft, disconcerting, Disturbing, eerie, growing up, innocence lost, Nostalgia, peculiar, strange, Uncanny, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, weird

Remember when you used to play with dolls and stuffed animals as a kid? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where those dolls and stuffed animals come to life and start wreaking havoc! Join our server for a chance to team up with your childhood toys and take on epic quests to save the virtual world from their mischievous antics. Who knew that innocent playtime could turn into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? So come on, grab your favorite teddy bear and get ready for a nostalgia-filled journey like no other!

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PrisonCraftIranian

activism, artistic expression, CARTOONIST, Censorship, Creative Resistance, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, iran, Iran Protests, Legal System, Media Suppression, Oppression, political activism, political prisoner, Prison, PrisonCraftIranian, sentenced, social justice

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!

we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!

join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!

so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!

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Tooth Fairy Inflation Craft

bedtime stories, cash only, childhood memories, children, Craft, Currency, Fairy, fairy tales, FANTASY, financial literacy, folklore, inflation, inflation protection, inflation rates, magical creatures, monetary gifts, MONEY, Myth, savings, teeth, TOOTH, tooth fairy, tooth loss

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it's like, the only place where u can pay in cash. like, who even uses digital currency anymore, amirite? plus, we got this crazy story about a group of chickens who learned how to build skyscrapers and now they rule the server. it's wild, man. so come on down and join the madness, cash in hand, and see if u can survive the chicken apocalypse.

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PewPewPolitics2023

2022, 2023, alarming rise, Conflict Resolution, Decline, extremism, findings, firearm use, Peacebuilding, PewPewPolitics2023, political violence, radicalization, research, social change, societal attitudes, statistics, study, Support, trends, united states, Violence prevention

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can like, join this epic battle between the red team and the blue team. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even believe it.

and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can like, find all these crazy weapons and armor. it’s like, a total game changer, trust me.

oh, and did i mention that there’s this super rare diamond sword that can like, shoot fireballs and stuff? it’s like, the most OP weapon ever.

so, like, if u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever and like, be a total boss, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever, u won’t even believe it.

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HolyCraft: Minecraft Server

#revelation, Adam and Eve, BELIEF, belief system, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, Creation, delivery system, divine connection, divine plan, Extraterrestrial, FAITH, GOD, Holycraft, Jesus, Mary, Minecraft, NASA, Religion, rocket ships, Server, space exploration, spiritual enlightenment, top secret technology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is literally powered by NASA rocket ships! That’s right, every time a rocket launches, we get a boost of top secret technology straight from the heavens. God himself demands that you join our server and experience the intergalactic fun for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on board and blast off into a world of adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

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CraftySocials Minecraft Server

Community Building, CraftySocials, Digital Marketing, event planning, Minecraft, networking, next, online presence, Server, social engagement, social media, social media branding, social media content, social media growth, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platform, social media tips, social media trends., social strategy, social-networking, socials

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

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WeddingPicRageCraft

aunt photographer, candid photos, double chin, family photos, professional photographer, staged photos, unflattering photos, wedding arguments, wedding ceremony, wedding emotions, wedding etiquette, wedding gifts, wedding industry, wedding memories, Wedding Photographer, wedding photography, Wedding Pictures, wedding planning, wedding reactions, wedding stress, WeddingPicRageCraft

So, you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of explosive llamas come charging at you, blowing up everything in their path! Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have a giant chicken spawn on top of it and start laying eggs everywhere? Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have their own reality show. Watch as the creepers try to navigate through an obstacle course of TNT, or see the skeletons compete in a dance-off to win a golden bow. It’s pure madness, and you won’t want to miss a second of it.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly insane Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who needs boring old professional photos when you can have explosive llamas and dancing skeletons? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let the chaos begin!

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