Eggcellentcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EggcellentCraft: The $1 Million Breakfast

SCRAMBLE, Meal, eggs, omelette, toast

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where eggs are more valuable than diamonds and breakfast is a luxury only the elite can afford! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens rule the economy and omelettes are considered a status symbol.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil egg-stealing pigs, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny. Who knows what riches and adventures await you in this egg-citing world?

So come on down and join us, because on our server, breakfast is no yolk and the fun never stops!

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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

bird flu, export, Shortage, outbreak, production

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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EggcellentCraft

success, putting all your eggs in one basket, undivided attention, dedication to one task, efficiency

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

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SisCarNoShare Minecraft Server

trust issues, Communication, younger sister, sibling rivalry, road trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of lending out cars to irresponsible siblings! Join us and build your own virtual car that never runs out of fuel or gets scratched.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t understand the value of your possessions. On our server, you can create a world where your younger sister can’t even touch your precious virtual car, let alone drive it recklessly.

Don’t worry about being accused of not trusting her or being overly protective of your belongings. In our Minecraft world, you can be as protective as you want without any judgment from parents or siblings.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally have peace of mind when it comes to lending out your car (or any other possessions)!

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CatClashCraft

CatClashCraft, emotional support animal, pet boundaries, roommates, pet etiquette

Are you tired of roommates who think they own your cat? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual pets you want, and no one can steal them! Our server is a safe space for all your furry friends, no roommates allowed!

Experience the thrill of shaking a virtual treat box and watching your digital cat come running. No more worrying about someone chucking your precious pet out the door – unless it’s in a fun mini-game, of course!

Join now and never deal with entitled roommates and their cat-napping antics again. Build your own cat paradise and show off your feline friends to the whole server. Plus, we have a strict “no roommate drama” policy, so you can game in peace. See you in the game!

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AnonMillionaire – Minecraft SMP

life-changing decision, smp, Social Connections, Decision making, self reflection

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win 1 million $ just by staying completely anonymous for the rest of your life. Yeah, you heard me right, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! All you gotta do is play Minecraft with us and never reveal your true identity. Easy peasy, right?

So why wouldn’t you join this amazing server? You get to build epic bases, fight off zombies with your pet polar bear, and potentially become a millionaire just by being a sneaky little ninja. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCreeperz

implicit understandings, hidden rules, social norms, societal standards, Etiquette

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

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MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!

international relations, Government, Politics, foreign policy, legislation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.

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PutinCraft2021

PutinCraft2021

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

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Serotonin Space Adventure

mental illness, Space, Adventure, mood disorders, Therapy

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

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