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YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO! -
Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds
Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! -
MineCraftyLove
relationship advice, dating expert, dating advice for women, dating advice for men, dating tips for menAre you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever! -
CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it! -
FrozenAssetCraft
global affairs, government assistance, economic development, international relations, bilateral relationslol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!” -
Drone Run: UFO Madness
unidentified flying objects, Simpson’s Hit and Run, popular culture, conspiracy theories, Governmentso, like, imagine this: u r playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and then outta nowhere, u see these drones flying around, but they ain’t just any drones, they’re like UFO drones, man! and they’re spying on u and ur friends, just like in that simpson’s hit and run game.but here’s the twist: u gotta join this server to uncover the truth behind these UFO drones. maybe they’re aliens trying to take over the minecraft world, or maybe they’re just creepers in disguise. who knows, man?
so come join us on this crazy server and let’s solve the mystery of the UFO drones together. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get to the bottom of this intergalactic conspiracy!