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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Potions Brewed:	155	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586002	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mines Excavated:	2961	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	412569
Star Shards Collected:	105	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Votes:	4420	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!