Prepare to have your mind torn apart thread by thread. This is the greatest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience—unless it isn’t! Reality is a mere string of pixels here, and only the brave will power through the twisted dimensions of what we call gaming. With every click, you’ll dive deeper into madness. Come and become one with the blocks, if you dare! Are you ready to question everything?!
| ✨ Feature | 🚧 Description |
|---|---|
| Teleportation Llamas | Pigs wear hats and can transfer your soul to the next universe. Possibly. |
| Infinity Stones | Collect these mythical items to *control* the time-traveling cows! |
| Cooking with Ghosts | Make dinner with *ethereal* ingredients you’ve never heard of! Like sadness! |
| Glitchy Dimensions | Fall through walls and become void—unless you’re already a void. Wow!* |
| NPCs with Opinions | Psht, who needs quests? These guys just want to argue about fruit! |
| Whispering Blocks | These *cursed* blocks will tell you secrets about your neighbor’s dreams. Beware! |
Q: What are the rules on this server? A: Rules are just a suggestion, much like reality itself. If you *think* about it long enough, gravity might just cease to exist.
Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole while blindfolded on a rollercoaster. Just be ready, or don’t. Who’s to say?
Q: Why is everything so chaotic? A: Chaos is merely the canvas upon which dreams are painted…with potato salad and existential dread. Enjoy the ride!
“chapter 7… that’s just a synthetic truth” – An esteemed philosopher of crafting. “But honestly, why does the sun hate me?” – A profound thinker battling cosmic dread.
Logic? No thank you. We prefer the taste of confusion with a side of compromised sanity. Join us, become a number in the grand equation of delightful anarchy!
Join us if you’re tired of getting into heated debates with your significant other over murder trials and podcasts. On our server, we don’t care if you know all the facts or not – just come and have a good time building and exploring!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, without having to worry about someone poking holes in your stories or making you feel stupid. Plus, our community is full of “prolific listeners” who will actually listen to what you have to say without judgment.
So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun instead?
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday night where we all dress up as our favorite mobs and fight to the death, it’s so intense! And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden in the Nether that can only be found by solving riddles written in pig latin, like how crazy is that?!
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join us, like right now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens wearing diamond helmets, then maybe stay away, lolololol.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own guillotine to chop up those pesky creepers and zombies. Want to settle a dispute with a friend? Just throw them in the guillotine and let the blades do the talking!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the loot? Only the bravest players will dare to try!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let the guillotine madness begin!
imagine building a rocket ship to mars while fighting off creepers with laser guns, all while elon musk himself is cheering u on in the chat.
and get this, the diamonds on this server are actually space gems that give u superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.
so come join us at xxx.RocketToMars.xxx and let’s blast off to a whole new level of minecraft fun!
| Server Name | Lords Of Soot |
|---|---|
| IP | mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001 |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features |
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Q: What is the gameplay like on Lords Of Soot?
A: Lords Of Soot offers a modded survival experience with a focus on geopolitical roleplay, collaborative projects, and player-run nations. Players can engage in diplomacy, war, and various activities to leave their mark on the world.
Q: Are there specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics such as griefing, cheating, and harassment. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: What plugins are used on Lords Of Soot?
A: Our server runs a custom modpack with a variety of mods including Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and more. These mods enhance gameplay and allow for unique building and automation possibilities.
Q: How can I get involved in the community?
A: We encourage players to join our Discord server where you can interact with other community members, stay updated on server events, and participate in discussions. Joining the community is a great way to make new friends and collaborate with others on the server.
Q: Is there any monetization on Lords Of Soot?
A: We do not support any pay-to-win mechanics or unfair monetization practices on our server. Players are treated equally regardless of any financial contributions they may make.
For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord.
| Server Name | Vanilla Lifesteal SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided |
| Version | Latest Vanilla Minecraft Version |
| Player Count | Variable, Growing Community |
| Features | Completely Vanilla Gameplay, Lifesteal Playstyle, Community-based |
A: The server is completely vanilla with a lifesteal playstyle, focused on a basic Minecraft experience without any additional plugins.
A: The rules are minimal, mainly emphasizing mutual respect, no griefing, and maintaining a friendly community environment.
A: No, the server is not monetized and does not offer any paid features or advantages. It is purely community-driven.
A: For more information on joining the server, please reach out to the server owner or inquire within the community for details.
Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cursed Blocks | Blocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self! |
| Invisible Trolls | They’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them! |
| Infinite Water Source… | …that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion. |
| Enderman Karaoke | All songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back! |
| Interdimensional Travel | Teleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely *hate* you. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!
Q: What is the server’s goal?
A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!
Q: Is PvP enabled?
A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!
“lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”
“I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”
“Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”
Sally and her boyfriend may think it’s eco-friendly to not flush, but on our server, we believe in flushing for the greater good of hygiene. Plus, we have so much rain in our Minecraft world that we’re practically swimming in water!
So come join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with any bathroom mishaps. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest full of golden toilets! Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!