Efukt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	8868	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DebtCollectorMom123

Accountability, alternative solutions, Bank, Boundaries, Communication, Credit, DEBT, DebtCollectorMom123, family, financial responsibility, financial stress, generational differences, installment, loan, Mortgage, Mother, office, overseas job, payment plan, property ownership, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ores Mined:	2758
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like this wild story.

Imagine a world where you’re constantly reminded of your debts, just like those pesky reminders from the bank. But instead of stressing out, you can channel that energy into building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

Don’t worry about being late on payments, here you can just mine some diamonds and trade them for in-game currency. No need to deal with double payments or interest rates – unless you’re trading with villagers, of course.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just escape to our virtual office space (that you actually use) and relax with some virtual coffee. Who needs real estate drama when you can create your own virtual empire?

So join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life problems at the door – because here, the only debt you’ll have is to your fellow players for not sharing your epic loot!

HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Ores Mined:	4680
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164406	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	470
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	6841	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	7671
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6941	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7060	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!