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Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

Casual, chic, Contemporary, Cool, Cool vibes, easy-going, effortless style, Effortlessly, Effortlessly cool, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, laid back, Minecraft, MODERN, Relaxed, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Style, stylish, trendy, trendy fashion, Urban

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to be effortlessly cool! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses and leather jackets. 2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ skeleton spinning the tunes. 3. Our community is so chill that even the Ender Dragon hangs out with us on weekends, sharing stories of his epic battles. 4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, because why not add a little thrill to your mining adventures? 5. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance better than any player.

So come join us and be effortlessly cool in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Emeralds Found:	4681	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	297
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1147	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6173
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Votes:	9238
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3203	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	709676	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	979	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!