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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9695 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 890845 |
Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get rich just by playing the game, but every time you defeat a creeper, a real-life explosion happens in your neighbor’s house! It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times they played their music too loud or stole your parking spot.
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and watch the money and chaos roll in?