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  • BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

    BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1561
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Crops Grown: 3327 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

    And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

    TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5097
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Animals Bred: 181 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

    why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

    plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

    Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2127
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Farms Harvested: 562
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Launch Date 25th of August
    Server Location Europe
    Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of the server? The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
    How many kingdoms will there be? We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
    Can players engage in PvP? PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

    BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7376
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ores Mined: 4398
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

    MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1372
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Potions Brewed: 111
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 462876 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

    Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

    So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Farms Harvested: 856 Votes: 3235
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

    Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

    HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5440
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

    We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

    So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

    GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magic Items Found: 2585
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

    MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8771
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

    Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

    And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLifeHacks

    CraftyLifeHacks
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8553
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Emeralds Found: 1118
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    Join our server for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese, or explore a hidden underwater city where the mermaids trade diamonds for seashells. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that loops through the clouds and ends with a splash in a pool of hot cocoa.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Talking Sheep, who will give you the most bizarre life advice you’ve ever heard – and trust us, it actually works! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

    Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9579
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 608 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5364 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Farms Harvested: 553

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

    Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
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