Crafty McCraftface: Where even Steve says ‘He really tried with this one’

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot, who will take you on a magical journey through the clouds to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether realm where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie villagers who have an insatiable appetite for brains…and cake. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a secret weapon – the almighty Potato Cannon of Doom, guaranteed to blast those pesky zombies back to the underworld where they belong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos.

CraftyKidsFashionWars

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

🌈 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where neon colors are strictly forbidden! If you’re tired of those eye-searing shades, this is the place for you!

👶 Join us and dress your virtual kids in the cutest outfits, without a hint of neon in sight. Take adorable screenshots for your Minecraft baby books and show off your impeccable style.

🚫 But beware, neon lovers may try to sneak in with their bright green onesies! Just like one player’s husband who tried to dress their Minecraft daughter in neon against their wishes. Will you stand your ground like this player did, or will you give in to the neon madness?

🤣 Join us for outrageous family drama, fashion battles, and neon-free fun on our Minecraft server! Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos?

BurgerBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Emeralds Found:	4475
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old hamburgers that are as bland as a block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up the most epic burgers you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and feast on burgers so delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your in-game troubles. Each burger is crafted with only the finest ingredients, including rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Burger Boss, a giant burger monster who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a burger-eating contest. Defeat the Burger Boss and claim his secret recipe for the ultimate burger of power!

So why settle for a boring burger when you can join our server and experience the most mouth-watering, jaw-dropping burgers in all of Minecraft? Join now and let the burger madness begin!

BlockyBoysOnly

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from afar? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can escape all those annoying mobs and just focus on building epic structures with your bros. Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a pig, or engage in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. Don’t be a noob, join our server now and show off your building skills to impress all the virtual ladies.

ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual economy just like Argentina! our server is booming with opportunities to trade, mine, and build your way to the top! who needs a stable economy when you can have a virtual one that’s always growing beyond expectations? join now and be part of the craze!

TankWars vs ParaTroops

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	3821	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss!

BdayBlundersMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	130
Magic Items Found:	4841	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s da craziest, most epic server out there. like, if u join, u get a pet llama dat farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. yea, u heard me right. and if u find da hidden cave of wonders, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine a whole mountain in one hit. no joke.

oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.

but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftyPrimatePals

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	179	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

Firestarter SMP: Where the only thing getting griefed is your sense of humor. No squares or curls here.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	257	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7476	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

firestarter <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ind-vs-aus-live/">Minecraft Server</a>

firestarter Minecraft Server

Server Overview

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.

Server Details

Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
Server Tour	Watch here

We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

Things We Offer

Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
Friendly, fair, and respectful community

Check out our handbook for more information.

Join our Discord!

FAQs

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, griefing is prohibited on our server to protect players’ hard work.

2. Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to maintain their own shops and participate in the player-driven economy.

3. Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported?

Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

4. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in.

KingdomCraft Server – khg

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the Disney World of Minecraft! Join us for a magical adventure filled with Kingdom Hearts collections, pilot animatics, and new games like KINGDOM HEARTS IV and KINGDOM HEARTS Missing-Link.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Dark Road leads to us. With trailers that will make your jaw drop and lore resources that will blow your mind, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t forget about our mobile games, Union χ[Cross] scenes, and Dark Road playthroughs – it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft server: TierListDoesntExi

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Farms Harvested:	591	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the most epic, the most legendary, the most mind-blowingly awesome server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.

4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

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