Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

compromise, Connection, romance, Dedication, hard work

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

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$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

Potential, smp, Effort, billion, hard work

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

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HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

Effort, celebration, love, Marriage, relationship

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

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Clown Based Minecraft Server

Shin Megami Tensei, Minecraft, Dragon Quest Monsters, lawsuit failed, Based

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

Minecraft, time consuming, work, Dedication, Effort

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

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BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

hurt feelings, Standards, Date night, Conflict, Girlfriend

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

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NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!

Social Skills, inclusion, invite, family conflict, school environment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join us and leave behind the awkward conversations with your cousin Claire who refuses to talk to anyone. No more trying to make small talk with someone who just stares at their phone and gives one-word answers. On our server, the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly players who are here to have a good time.

Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped by your aunt and uncle to hang out with Claire. Instead, join a community where everyone is welcome and you can make friends at your own pace. No more pressure to be the social butterfly when you just want to relax and play some Minecraft.

So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build your own world where you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment or expectations. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!

shopping, Modded, Community, building, Drinking

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

Overview:

Server	Description
Survival SMP	A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together.
Creative	A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires.
Vault Hunters	A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply.
What modpack do you use?	You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps.
Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone?	Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together.
Do you have a world map for the SMP server?	Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

trope, Minecraft, banter, growth, lazy protagonist

Are you tired of joining boring, mediocre Minecraft servers where the admins barely put in any effort? Well, look no further because our server is just like a lazy anime character – average most of the time, but absolutely remarkable when we actually apply ourselves!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, crazy adventures, and epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our admins may slack off sometimes, but when they do decide to step up their game, you better watch out because things are about to get lit!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of unpredictability? Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next! Join now and be part of the madness!

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Gold Medal Populations

Training, perseverance, Gold medals, Performance, population growth

yo, u ever wanted to be a gold medalist but population growth be makin it harder and harder? well, on this server, u can be a gold medalist in minecraft! we got challenges so tough, even Usain Bolt would break a sweat tryna beat em. join now and show the world u got what it takes to be a minecraft champion!

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Effort

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

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