Are you tired of the same ol’ Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and mundane tasks? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of excitement and chaos! Join us if you want to keep the spark alive in your Minecraft relationship, because we’ve got explosive events, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground love potion lab (shh, don’t tell anyone)! Who needs couples therapy when you can just join our server and bond over epic battles and hilarious mishaps? So come on, join us and let’s keep the flame burning bright in this crazy world of blocks and creepers!
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SparkyLoveMinecraftSMP
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HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.
One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.
So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?
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BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.
And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!
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NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!Join us and leave behind the awkward conversations with your cousin Claire who refuses to talk to anyone. No more trying to make small talk with someone who just stares at their phone and gives one-word answers. On our server, the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly players who are here to have a good time.
Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped by your aunt and uncle to hang out with Claire. Instead, join a community where everyone is welcome and you can make friends at your own pace. No more pressure to be the social butterfly when you just want to relax and play some Minecraft.
So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build your own world where you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment or expectations. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?
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Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!
Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!
Overview:
Server Description Survival SMP A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together. Creative A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires. Vault Hunters A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules. FAQ:
Question Answer How do I apply to join? Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply. What modpack do you use? You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”. Is there any lag on the servers? We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps. Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone? Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together. Do you have a world map for the SMP server? Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.
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Gold Medal Populations
yo, u ever wanted to be a gold medalist but population growth be makin it harder and harder? well, on this server, u can be a gold medalist in minecraft! we got challenges so tough, even Usain Bolt would break a sweat tryna beat em. join now and show the world u got what it takes to be a minecraft champion!
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CraftyCook Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will cook you up some drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of packing lunches for your virtual boyfriend who refuses to do it himself. Will you be the one to step up and pack his lunch, or will you let him starve while you feast on nutritious in-game meals?But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have the opportunity to cook up some low-effort dinners for your virtual partner, just like in real life! Watch as they struggle to put together a simple meal while you enjoy a feast fit for a Minecraft king.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of relationship skills in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the lunch-packing drama!
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TeenageCraze Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make friends of all ages, from teenagers to 20-somethings? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family, where you can bond over building epic structures and battling mobs together.Join now and you might even receive an inheritance from a fellow player – yes, you read that right! Our community is so close-knit that we even have members adding each other to their wills. Who knows, you might meet your new best friend who will fly across the country just to hang out with you.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, sign up for our role-playing sessions where you can immerse yourself in a whole new world. Who knows, you might even get your spouse to cry tears of joy over your dedication to the game. Counseling sessions included!
So come on over to our server and make friends for life – age is just a number, after all!
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CraftyHubsWishListWoes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to nag your husband to put in any effort! Unlike real life, where you have to download Amazon for him and log in just to get a birthday gift, on our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and surprises at every turn.Join us and experience a world where birthday cakes rain from the sky, where every day is a celebration, and where your husband magically becomes the most thoughtful gift giver in existence. No more birdhouses or last-minute panic buys – only the best and most extravagant presents await you in our virtual realm.
So come on over and leave your real-life birthday woes behind. On our server, you’ll be treated like royalty, with parties, gifts, and surprises galore. Who needs a forgetful husband when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make your special day truly unforgettable?
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BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!
So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!