Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!
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LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!
5/10, 9/10 girls, achievement, comparison, Daily, discipline, Effort, goals, Improvement, jerk off, LazyPandaCraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, satisfaction, self improvement, self worth, self-control, self-discipline, success, work hardJoin Date
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ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You
Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectationsJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!
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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!
bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhumanJoin Date
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Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!
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Crafting Fails and Epic Tales
#pushthrough, Crafting, determination, dontgiveup, Effort, Epic, Fails, Failure, growthmindset, keepgoing, keeptrying, learnfromfailure, mentalstrength, nevergiveup, overcomechallenges, perseverance, resilience, selfimprovement, setback, setbackssuck, staystrong, successisearned, Tales, tryagainJoin Date
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Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!
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Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!
2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artistsJoin Date
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Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky McBlockface Adventures
“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, QualityJoin Date
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!
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HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!
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Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!
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LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”
AMBITION, career, Dedication, determination, discipline, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, goals, hard work, Job, lazybones, LazyCraft, motivation, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-discipline, success, work ethic, WorkingJoin Date
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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?
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Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!
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FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!
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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.
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Dingus-mc
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Dingus MC is a new MMO survival server proving an enhanced vanilla experience for regular Minecraft players. Don’t you hate logging on to a server and being stuck in a hub with 20 different places to go? We jump you right into the action at spawn. Just /rtp out and starting playing!
So what makes us unique? You’ll start leveling up custom skills as you play, find special crafting items in your recipe book, and experience leveled hardcore mobs. The best part is you just have to play Minecraft like a normal player. No fancy texture packs, no mod launchers, no MMO experience. just starting playing!
Some things you will also enjoy are the player shops region and tight player economy. You can claim your land with the golden shovel like many other servers use. Free ranks for time played. We also give out voting keys that unlock special items in crates such as, higher enchants, skill buffs, and custom abilities on your gear. Focus on a skill to benefit the server. Maybe you’ll be a brewer and sell your buffed potions in the player market. Maybe you’ll forge equipment for players. My personal favorite is the healing items you can craft like bandages from paper or gauze from wool. These pop up in the vanilla crafting book when you started and help against high leveled mobs.
The world is fresh with a 15k border. We have a resource world that resets every 3 days to insure you can keep finding the best items. PVP is allowed in the wilderness but not in your claimed regions. There is a Zombie infested region on one corner of the map you can venture into, this area is mostly safe in the day but summons hordes at night. Its an excellent place to level up your fighting skills and find server secrets. For added suspense you cant teleport out of this region so enter at your own risk! Don’t worry about your death! When you die you drop a grave, which you can return to and get your items.
Were a small community now, and hope to grow. As a server owner I’m extremely dedicated to improving the server and adding new features for my players. Try us out for a half hour and I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself ESPECIALLY if your coming as a vanilla player!
Server IP 104.194.8.88:25590
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plopsaworld
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Plopsaworld is a Minecraft PretPark Server that Plopsaland and mayaland and plopsa Co have built after
Server IP play.plopsaworld.net
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💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 AUNASKY Minecraft server
BuildCraft, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RailCraft, RedPower, Thaumcraft, Twilight ForestJoin Date
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AunaSky – The world of skyblocks, where every block is valued like nowhere else. On Auna Sky we don’t have the usual mines, but in return you get the opportunity to extract resources from “thin air”! Combining technical and magical mods, our assembly allows you to independently extract almost any resource!
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AzuriteLeague1
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Currently forming a Pokemon/Pixelmon league! Welcome! Join our server for more info and help!
Please join our discord: https://discord.gg/RZMvjMnq6Q
—- New fresh Pixelmon league, in need of gym leaders and all the such. Also in need of members to start us off.
Server IP 51.81.52.30
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Asteilia network
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Welcome to Asteilia Network! We currently offer Survival server and working on more!Please read below for more information.
Survival: Runs on Minecraft 1.19.2, you can join with [1.7-1.19.2] (Recommended 1.19.2)
Server IP: play.asteilia.com | mc.asteilia.comDiscord: discord.gg/asteiliaWebsite: http://asteilia.com
Our network is filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and is hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!
Server IP play.asteilia.com
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Vanilla RLCRAFT 19-20tps
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Brand new server that currently has no overpowered players. Establish yourself in a new server!! Just hired a full-time developer to add plugins that the community votes on. Currently added/being added: > RAID WORLD THAT REFRESHES EVERY WEEK! > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Random Spawn. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center in US West. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.
Server IP 135.148.51.91
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InvictaMC
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Undefeated MC!! https://youtu.be/UTzGiiT_7Jg We are a small, but fast growing Towny Earth Server. We have many active players in our community that play daily. 1.18.1 Compatible! We have Guns, Grenades, Helicopters, Planes, Submarines, Drill Machines, Mechas, Cannons, Mortars. and Tanks! The server features many custom plugins and functions, from investing to salvaging historic items and collecting them to brewing unique custom brews, to even siege warfare. You decide how you want your experience to be by toggling neutrality or peacefulness and enjoy building your town and working with other players/friends. The Earth map is 1:1000 scale. Lots of unexplored territory still! With an ever-changing ever-balancing economy, the server rewards both brand new players and consistent veteran players. Join our friendly community via the official InvictaMC discord and form alliances or just work on builds/towns together. There is also a resource world that you can warp to from Spawn which contains 1.17.1 Terrain/block/item generation! There is much more to do in our server and it is being updated every week with new content! Please visit us! Our website: Support the Server! Our discord: https://discord.gg/jhPEwCk Our Dynmap: http://invictamc.ga:8017/
Server IP play.invictamc.ga
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Fsrminecraft
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The revival of a old server i played on as a kid.
To sum up the server;-Old combat mechanics. Yes you can spam sword swinging again and sword(replaced with shield)block!-MCMMO. Everyone knows this but aka RPG leveling up system via doing anything-Factions. Can create, raid, fight other factions with no restrictions-Obsidian breaker plugin. To make things intresting, you can destory blocks of obby with tnt/tnt cannons! Raid those hard to destory bases now.-Unlimited Dragon fights. Become the dragon slayer and fight a respawning “Alduin” to claim the title of Dragon slayer and a hefty amout of money.-Shops and Auctions! Buy/sell at the shops or auction something of vaule to the server or anyone to buy or bid.-AND SO MUCH MORE
Public Alpha open! Join with discretion that everything is still being worked on with permissions and such and will be updating as progress is being made. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/mM9rZx27FZ**NEW UPDATE***Server is now being hosted 24/7! No need to worry about the server closing or shutting down.
Server IP 51.222.97.24:25582
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Prosareback
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Pros are back Network is the best Minecraft servers with high-quality game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests for players who love to compete, create and have fun with friends.
NEW!!! ⬤ Indian host – Our server has indian hosting. – For indian ping is near 30. – 24/7 server – Weekly event of bedwars
Server IP play.prosareback.me
