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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8740 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 654962 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
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