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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	2435	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ores Mined:	2712
Dragon Eggs Found:	4688	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	5939
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	3112

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!