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Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	3036	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Magic Items Found:	7877
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	280
Dragon Eggs Found:	2154	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7574	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1067	Star Shards Collected:	250
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	New Chunks Explored:	723690
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9530	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	950
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4780	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!