Efficacy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Oyster Blood Superbug Slayer

proteins, antibiotics, Blood, Oyster, drug-resistant

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do ya wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya why you gotta join dis server right now!

So get this, our server is so dope that even oysters are getting in on the action. That’s right, oysters be droppin’ some sick beats with their “blood” that can take down drug-resistant superbugs like it’s nothin’. Imagine rollin’ up to a battle with a squad of oysters by your side, ain’t nobody gonna mess with you!

But wait, there’s more! These oyster homies ain’t just good for fightin’ off infections, they can also boost the power of antibiotics like nobody’s business. So not only will you be kickin’ butt and takin’ names in the Minecraft world, but you’ll also be doin’ some serious science stuff too.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server now and become the ultimate oyster warrior! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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Pixel Parasite Patrol

global health, clinical trial, deworming, healthcare interventions, PARASITES

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

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The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Medical advice, health, smp, side effects

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

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KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

disease prevention, overall mortality, metabolic health, low carb diet, new research

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

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Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

neurodevelopmental disorder, systematic, Evidence, Antioxidant Therapy, review

so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

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FlashCraft: HotRx for Gamers

Medical research, symptom relief, Clinical Study, hot flash reduction, Gamers

LOL, ok so like, imagine you’re mining in Minecraft and suddenly you start having hot flashes like you’re going through menopause or something, BUT WAIT, join our server and take Elinzanetant, the magical nonhormonal drug that will reduce your hot flashes by at least 50 percent! No more sweating while building your epic castle, just pure gaming bliss. JAMA approved, baby! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Elinzanetant and never worry about hot flashes in Minecraft again!

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AcneCraft: Creamy Combo Battle

Skincare Routine, Ceramide, split face, Dermatology, acne

lol dis server is like a magical cream for ur minecraft experience. u kno how u put on dat acne cream and ur face is like BAM clear skin? well dis server is like dat but for ur gaming soul. u put on dis server and ur minecraft skills are like BOOM improved. u gonna be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ da sickest castles in no time. it’s like u got dat niacinamide and ceramide power boost for ur gameplay. join dis server and watch ur minecraft dreams come true. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ADHD Potion Masters

symptom reduction, pharmaceuticals, MRIs, Potion, Bayesian network

so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? like, we got Bayesian network meta-analysis going on 24/7, finding the most efficacious MRIs for ADHD and stuff. Venlafaxine, Viloxazine, and Bupropion are like, the MVPs on our server, kicking placebo’s butt with high certainty of evidence.

And get this, these drugs are like, superstars when it comes to reducing symptoms in patients with longer treatment duration. it’s like magic, man. so if u wanna be part of this epic journey of discovery and healing, join our server now! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next big thing in ADHD research in the world of minecraft. just sayin’.

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DepressoCraft: Teen Therapy Server

adolescent mental health treatment, adolescent anxiety treatment, adolescent mental health, Teen, Server

so, liek, u know how u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just cant shake off the sadness and anxiety? well, dis server is liek a magical place where u can escape all dat and just have fun in a blocky world.

we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, bro. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon to battle zombies and creepers. and guess what? when u play on dis server, ur brain gets all happy and stuff, just liek magic!

we did a study and it shows dat dis server is better den any therapy out there for teens with depression and anxiety. so, if u wanna feel better and have a blast, join us now! ur brain will thank u, bro.

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PsychedelicCraft: Mood Boost & Mental Health

substance-use disorders, health, systematic review, mood disorders, psychiatric disorders

Yo, so like, this server is like a trip, man. We got all the psychedelics you need to reduce that negative mood, ya know? And like, if you got some mental disorders like substance-use or PTSD, we got your back, bro. Join us and let’s get trippy together, man. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get loopy and have a blast!

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