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  • Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

    Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

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    🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

    Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

      • Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!

      • Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"

      • Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?

      • Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!

      • Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!

      • Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

    So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

    PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with unpleasant white people in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and enjoy a world free of passive-aggressive behavior and gossip! Our community is full of diverse and vibrant personalities, unlike those dweebs and trannies you encounter in real life. Plus, our server is dog-free, so you won’t have to worry about barking and poop ruining your gameplay. Say goodbye to white fatigue and hello to a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to party with us on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the boss while sipping on a potion of swag.

    2. Our spawn point is a magical disco ball that shoots out diamonds instead of light. Who needs torches when you have bling bling lighting up your world?

    3. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. They even have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks!

    4. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage. But don’t worry, we provide a free keyboard replacement service for all our members.

    5. The rumors are true – Herobrine is actually a regular player on our server. He’s not here to haunt you, though. He just wants to show off his sick redstone skills and challenge you to a build-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and become a part of the chudcel revolution!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Robbery World

    Robbery World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to play on a small whitelisted community driven semi-vanilla SMP that doesn’t reset the map?

    Hey! My name is Robo, and I invite you into my world. Robo’s World is a dedicated community of like-minded individuals, all with a deep love for vanilla Minecraft.

    This server is in the same spirit as the iconic Hermitcraft SMP, which means that there is no stealing or griefing of any kind. Everything that happens in the server is done 100% in survival mode. Let’s have some fun together! <3 Apply on discord today!

    51.222.144.64

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  • ReefMC Network

    ReefMC Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    ReefMC is a OPPrison server with Fast and Extensive Progression. Climb the Ranks and Reach the Pinnacle of the Ocean!

    Join now to enjoy: • Private Mines • Awesome Rewards • Mine Quests • Custom Pickaxes • Custom Enchants

    Works with Version: 1.8 -> Latest

    IP: reefmc.net Discord: discord.reeefmc.net

    reefmc.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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