so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.
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DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition
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ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.
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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief
this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!
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VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!
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PythonFangSurgeryCraft
come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?
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VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!
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SpeedyCraft: Billboards & Blocks
yo dude, you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but without the safety harnesses. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can rap.once, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started telling jokes. it was the funniest thing ever until it started demanding sacrifices of baked beans.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have players who communicate solely through interpretive dance, and others who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks.
if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. join us and become part of the madness. just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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PineViralProtection
come join our epic minecraft server where the wood is so magical it can cure viruses! need to get rid of that pesky coronavirus? just touch some pine wood and BAM, virus be gone in 5 minutes! spruce wood also works but takes a bit longer at 10 minutes. join us now for a virus-free gaming experience like no other!
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PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine for diamonds and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret cave with unlimited diamonds! yea, u heard me right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.