so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save teh world at teh same time? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we got non-U.S. interventions dat r like super duper effective at treatin survivors of human trafficking. u can be a hero in teh game AND in real life! join now and be part of somethin amazin! also, we have free cookies. just sayin.
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Trafficking Masters United
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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!
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Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
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Laugh Craft: Tear Break-Up Time Boost
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE LAUGHTER FOR YOUR EYES, BRO! JOIN US AND YOUR TEARS WILL BE AS MOIST AS A WET SPONGE! OUR LAUGH EXERCISES WILL MAKE YOUR MEIBOMIAN GLANDS FUNCTION LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH SCORE WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF FUN AND TEAR-JERKING LAUGHS!
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VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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RSV Vax Fun Land
Yo, u gotta join dis EPIC Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”
And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!
Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!
So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!
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BlockBusters
join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?
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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!
so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?
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FrostyFridgeLand
come join dis epic minecraft server where we keep all our frozen products outside in da arctic countries cuz why not??! we got polar bears guarding our chests and penguins as our pets. if you join now, you might even find a secret igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, our snowball fights are lit af, you don’t wanna miss out on that action. so come on over and chill with us in da coolest server around!
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PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!