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The Next Age of Helios introduces:
The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.
Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.
The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.
To learn more and join, visit:
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the World of Helios? | The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression. |
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above. |
| What is the current Age in the server? | The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting. |
| Can I build towns or nations in the game? | Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience. |
| Are there any deity challenges in the game? | Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement. |
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| Server Name | LawlessMC |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Server Rule | No cheats allowed |
| Monthly Contest Prize | $100 (next month $200) |
| Server IP | lawlessmc.com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the main rule of the server? | No cheats allowed. |
| Is griefing and stealing allowed? | Yes, but retaliation comes from other players, not staff. |
| Are staff members allowed to grief? | No, staff are not allowed to grief on the server. |
| Is there a monthly contest with a cash prize? | Yes, the monthly contest prize is currently $100, and will increase to $200 next month. |
| Is the server family-friendly? | No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision. |
| Who should not be trusted on the server? | Glowstix should not be trusted. |