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CraftyEarzMC

active listening, actually listening, attentive, Body language, Communication, CraftyEarzMC, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Good listening skills, interpersonal skills., listening techniques, nonverbal cues, patience, Relationship Building, Respect, showing someone you’re listening, Understanding, verbal cues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server and suddenly you hear a voice in your head. but, like, it’s not just any voice, it’s the voice of the server itself! it’s like, “hey, dude, join me and i’ll give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn!” and you’re like, “whaaat? that’s insane, count me in!”

and then, get this, you start building your house and the blocks start talking to you, giving you tips on how to make it look super cool. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you but don’t worry, because the server gives you a magical sword that shoots fireballs and you defeat them all in one epic swoop.

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that only those worthy enough can defeat. and if you manage to conquer the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command.

so, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, join this minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockTalkMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by talking cows. not just any cows, but cows that can actually hold a conversation with you. they give you quests and stuff, like finding the rarest flower in the land or building a statue of them in the town square. it’s like a moo-tastic adventure!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. you can join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a rumor that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the server. but be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right. a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

MadCraft Minecraft Server

active listening, anger management, Assertiveness, Body language, calm response, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution skills, de-escalation, effective communication, emotional control, emotional intelligence, Empathy, expressing feelings, Madcraft, managing emotions, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, Responding, Server, staying calm, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1501
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7154
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, racing against flying pigs in a hot air balloon race, and even participating in a dance-off with creepers! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s house into a giant cake just because they asked nicely!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

AngryCraft

active listening, anger management, AngryCraft, Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, effective communication, emotional control, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Empathy, nonverbal cues, Relationship Building, Responding, self-control, Social Skills, Stress Management, tone of voice

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchantments Applied:	222
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant zombie in a tutu, and build a house made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a sense of humor, even when your diamond pickaxe turns into a rubber chicken.

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Angry Pixels: Where Creepers Can’t Make You Lose Your Cool

active listening, anger management, Angry, Assertiveness, calm communication, Conflict Resolution, Cool, CREEPERS, de-escalation, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, healthy relationships, LOSE, mindfulness, nonviolent communication, patience, peaceful dialogue, pixels, positive language, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Stress Management, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Towns Built:	7	Votes:	6440
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Anger Management Craft

active listening, anger, anger management, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, controlling emotions, Craft, de-escalation techniques, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, expressing emotions, interpersonal skills., maintaining composure, Management, non-verbal cues, responding calmly, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, staying composed, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

CraftyContraband

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Zombie Dances:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9568	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1195	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8044
New Chunks Explored:	823351	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	3658

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4922	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	9745

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Items Found:	1661
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	757	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?