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CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Votes:	4590	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	173	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3322
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	257	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3709	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!