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BroSisCraft: Eff Off GF!

Boundaries, BroSisCraft, brother, Butthurt, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Eff, family, Girlfriend, hair, Heat, home, insensitive, MONEY, parenting, Pool, Rude, SPLASH, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	131

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate anyone messing with our kids or our pools! Join us and unleash your inner pool warrior as you splash and jump to your heart’s content.

We don’t care if you paid $1000 or $100,000 for your hair or pool, all we care about is having a good time and standing up for our kids. So if you’re ready to defend your pool rights and show off your epic Minecraft skills, then this is the server for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some crazy hair-related drama along the way. Join now and let the pool party begin!

WeddingWarzCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, financial fairness, Financial Planning, parental responsibilities, parental support, saving for weddings, sibling rivalry, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, wedding budgeting, wedding contributions, wedding expenses, wedding expenses allocation, wedding fairness, wedding gifts, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWarzCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale weddings for all! Just like the tale of two sisters, Alexa and Hannah, who both got engaged but only one got the royal treatment. Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, money woes, and wedding woes all in one place!

On our server, you can create your own wedding extravaganza, complete with hand-me-down decorations or brand new bling. Will you be the generous parent who saves up for one child’s dream wedding, or the sibling who cries foul play and demands equal treatment? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get heated when it comes to dividing up the virtual funds. Will you be the one to stand your ground and keep the money for yourself, or will you be the one to compromise and share the wealth? Only on our server will you find such riveting wedding drama!

So come join us, where weddings are a battleground and family feuds are just a Minecraft chat away. Who will come out on top in the battle of the brides? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BlockBusterCraft

10-out-of-10 film, BlockBusterCraft, cinematic excellence, cinematic masterpiece, film buff, Film Critic, film recommendation, hidden classic, Hidden Gem, hidden gem movie, hidden gem recommendation, hidden treasure, lesser-known film, movie lover, must watch, obscure film, overlooked gem, top-tier movie, underrated gem, underrated movie, undiscovered gem

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a diamond block in a desert biome? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns, talking creepers, and endless diamond mines. Legend has it that whoever joins this server will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon disco party that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs blockbuster films when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, economic consequences, economic stability, Europe, foreign policy, global trade, international agreements, international relations, Négotiation, political tension, russia, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade deal, trade war, trump, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9447	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown

academic journal, Analysis, beneficial, CITED, Claim, cognitive function, education, Hand, handwriting, Last year, learning, neuroscience, note taking, Notes, published, research, Results, showdown, study, study findings, Supported, Typing, Ultimate

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Farms Harvested:	607	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3640
Crops Grown:	1756	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so like, u know how some peeps say hand writing notes is better than typing? well, this server is like the hand writing of minecraft servers. it’s like, so beneficial for ur learning, u won’t even believe it.

u wanna know why? cuz when u join this server, ur brain cells will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” u’ll be learning so much about building, crafting, and surviving in the minecraft world, u won’t even need to take notes.

plus, the community on this server is like no other. peeps are so friendly and helpful, u’ll feel like u found ur minecraft family. and the best part? there’s always crazy events and challenges happening, so u’ll never get bored.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where learning is fun and the fun never ends. ur brain will thank u, trust me.

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, budgeting, Consumer, consumer behavior, Craft, credit card, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, Epic, finance, financial decision-making, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial responsibility, impulse buying, litmus test, MONEY, personal finance, Realms, retard, shopping, SPENDING

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, if you don’t have a credit card, you must be living under a rock or something. Like, come on, it’s 2021, get with the times, bro. But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have a credit card. Why, you ask? Well, because only the coolest, most baller players have credit cards, duh. It’s like a secret club for all the high rollers in the Minecraft world. So if you wanna be part of the elite crew, whip out that plastic and get ready to game with the big boys. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is crazy, man.

Wife’s Dollhouse Server

Birthday, children, controversy, creativity, dollhouse, family, gift, Handmade, Manipulation, misunderstanding, musician, Niece, parenting, replica, sentimental, Server, Siblings, trinkets, uncle, Wife, Wifes, woodworking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a house full of trinkets? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen!

Just like the guy who built a tiny house for his wife, we’re all about surprises and sneaky creations. Imagine the fun of secretly building something amazing for your fellow players, just like this guy did for his wife. And hey, who wouldn’t want a fancy shelf that’s definitely not a dollhouse? It’s all about the creativity and the laughs on our server.

Plus, we’ve got family drama that puts soap operas to shame! From siblings arguing over dollhouses to nieces dropping hints like it’s nobody’s business, you’ll never be bored on our server. And don’t worry, we’ve got a good uncle who’s always looking out for the kids, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way.

So come join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and heartwarming Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself building a tiny house for someone special too!

Pixelated Rage Zone

digital addiction, digital communication, emotional health, emotional wellbeing, frequent use, internet habits, irritability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mood swings, online behavior, pixelated, psychological effects, RAGE, screen time, social comparison, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, stress, Technology, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2933
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how u scroll through ur social medias all day, right? well, turns out, it makes u super cranky! like, imagine being soooooo irritable that even a cute puppy video makes u wanna scream. but, hey, no worries! join our minecraft server and let all that pent-up anger out by building a giant lava pit to throw all ur problems into. trust me, u’ll feel so much better after unleashing ur inner rage on some unsuspecting creepers. plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy challenges that will have u laughing so hard, u might just forget why u were mad in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down, one block at a time!

Eternal Realm Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2006, Anime, Cat and mouse, Characters, criticism, death note, disagreement, DISAPPOINTING, ending, ETERNAL, FANTASY, l.., light yagami, Manga, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, question.., Realm, Writing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Potions Brewed:	66
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Death Note, come join our Minecraft server! It’s like if Death Note was written by a potato and a unicorn on acid. The first part is like finding diamonds in a cave, full of surprises and twists. But then the second part hits you like a creeper explosion, leaving you like “what just happened?”

Join us for some epic cat and mouse situations, but instead of L and Light, it’s you and other players trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. And don’t worry, our deaths are way cooler than Light’s stupid demise.

So, if you’re tired of fast forwarding through life, come join us and experience a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Can I get a “lol” in the chat?

No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Etiquette, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Friends, Irritation, Minecraft, parental support, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, Server, social events, step sister, teenage relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	5857
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying step-siblings and their obnoxious partners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can banish anyone who annoys you with just a click of a button. No more awkward family dinners with loud and rude boyfriends crashing the party – on our server, you’re the boss!

Create your own birthday celebration in Minecraft and invite only the people you actually want to spend time with. No more guilt trips from step-siblings or pressure to include their questionable partners. It’s your world, your rules!

So come on over to our server and let off some steam in a world where you can control who gets to join your virtual birthday dinner. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition

aita, allow, Barn, behind, Break, Canceled, Coach, Edition, Equestrian, GriefCraft, Husband Died, lessons, MAKE UP, payment, response, suggestion, UNACCEPTABLE, unexpected, valid, validity, Wanting, weather

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.

Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!