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BroSisCraft: Eff Off GF!

brother, Eff, Communication, family, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate anyone messing with our kids or our pools! Join us and unleash your inner pool warrior as you splash and jump to your heart’s content.

We don’t care if you paid $1000 or $100,000 for your hair or pool, all we care about is having a good time and standing up for our kids. So if you’re ready to defend your pool rights and show off your epic Minecraft skills, then this is the server for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some crazy hair-related drama along the way. Join now and let the pool party begin!

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2024 is basically over and Baldur’s Gate 3 is still the… Minecraft SMP

Gate, Baldur’s Gate 3 updates, next RPG, subclasses, the

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Forget about Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is the real game of the year contender. We have twelve new Minecraft subclasses coming soon, and they’re all free! That’s right, FREE!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly NPCs. Don’t wait for Larian’s next game, join us now for the ultimate RPG experience in Minecraft. Who needs GOTY when you have our insane server to play on? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelosis

Tpa, Creative, Anarchy, Modded, Events

Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome

+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!

pixeloza.fun

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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

Student Life, Server, holiday earnings, procrastination, student benefits

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

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Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

how much, good morning, fellow, Good, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

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VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

multiplayer, ONLINE, Exploration, 20, PvP

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

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Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

storytelling, Server, parallel universe, Magic, plot twists

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

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The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

Guide Compilation, Routine Arrest, No Gangs Land, Dark Area, secret societies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

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Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Aristotelian, idealism, Ancient Philosophy, Socratic method, dialectic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

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The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

satire, humor, amusement, funny, creeper

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

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