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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1691
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	674977
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crops Grown:	4483
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	4026	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crops Grown:	6521	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1673	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

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