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WoodsyWondersMC SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	771
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wandered into the woods in Minecraft and stumbled upon some crazy shiz? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP server where the woods are lit AF!

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly you see a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles! And guess what? They start talking to you in a British accent, offering you diamonds in exchange for some bacon. Like, what even is happening?!

But wait, it gets even crazier. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers! They were all dancing to dubstep music and wearing glowsticks. I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride in the woods of Minecraft, join our server now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes! Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1501	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5654	Players Killed by Monsters:	5371
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Love Letters Sent:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!