eeneie meenie shorts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”

big, BigBlockSMP, COLOSSAL, enormous, excessively large, extremely big, Gigantic, HUGE, Immense, immense size, Large, mammoth, Massive, massive size, Minecraft, overly large, overly massive, oversized, overwhelmingly large, smp, substantial, too big, vast

Are you tired of playing on puny little Minecraft servers where you can practically see the edge of the world from spawn? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so massive, you’ll need a compass, a map, and a GPS just to navigate your way around. We’ve got biomes so big, you could get lost for days and never find your way back. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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Dad’sHouseDrama

brother, co owner, DadsHouseDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Estate, Expenses, Fairness, family, Grandchild, House, income, Inheritance, market value., ownership dispute, property ownership, property tax, rental property, sibling, Will, wills and trusts

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to claim half of it!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and pass it down to your favorite blocky grandchild without any legal battles. No need to worry about property taxes or splitting expenses – it’s all fun and games here!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus: a diamond pickaxe that can mine through any sibling rivalry. Build, explore, and conquer without any drama – only on our Minecraft server!

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JobListingRedFlags Minecraft SMP

employment, job advertisement, job application, job description, job fraud, job hunting, Job Interview, Job listings., job market, Job Opportunities, job posting, job qualifications, job requirements, job scams, Job Search, job search tips, JobListingRedFlags, Minecraft, red flags, red flags in job listings, smp, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on llamas and the creepers wear top hats!

Looking for red flags in job listings? How about red flags in our server include: – If you see a chicken juggling TNT, run for your life – If you hear a cow singing opera, you’re in the right place – If you spot a sheep wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita, you’ve hit the jackpot

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

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PixelPerfect

attention from others, attractive features, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, beauty trends, body proportions, clear skin, compliments, confident posture, cultural ideals, Dating success, facial symmetry, healthy hair, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, positive reactions, self-esteem boost, signs of being good looking, social media likes, stylish clothing

Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

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CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!

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Freakycraft

Active, build battles, commands, Community, community discussions, Datapacks, Essentialsx, Events, FreakyCraft, Griefing, Minecraft, passionate, Plugins, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Semivanilla, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillatweaks

ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 is a survival server with:

• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks

• Plugins such as EssentialsX

• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp

• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server

• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server

• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles

• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions

• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not

• PvP combat is allowed

freakycraft.mynetgear.com

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United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Grief Protection, Ip:, Lands, Lite-RP, Map, Mayor, Non-P2W Environment, Pigs, Progression, PvP, RUN, smp, Thriving Economy, Towny Earth, United, Video Trailer, Vote, War

United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, BIRMINGHAM, CLARA, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, elden ring, EuphoricKaleidoCraft, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hina, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Lia-senpai, Loki-sama, Love Live!, Lumi-senpai, Memory, Minecraft, MODERN, Muu Muyu, Panko-senpai, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Yuu

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

#revelation, arousal, bodily functions, confusion, Cum, Cummer, Cumming in your pants, Green Women, humor, Innocence, metaphor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pants, power, sexual awakening, Sexuality, shock, Slang, smp, Surprise, taboo, unexpected, unexpected pleasure, urban legend

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

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