Eels – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MoonLandingBeforeEelSex

animal reproduction, Eels, evolutionary biology, historical events, History, human achievements, human curiosity, Lunar landing, lunar mission, Marine Biology, moon landing, MoonLandingBeforeEelSex, mysteries of nature, reproductive biology, scientific discoveries, scientific knowledge, sex education, space exploration, Space Race, technological advancements, Timeline

join our minecraft server and be part of a world where eels teach us their sexy secrets! our server is so lit, even the moon is jealous of the fun we have. we have a secret underground dance party with creepers and skeletons getting down to the sickest beats.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and dodging lava pits. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the server and get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our community is filled with unicorns, talking trees, and flying pigs. we even have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs eels when you have all this madness waiting for you?

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Divine Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, addiction, autism, civil war, decentralised, Dedication, disgust, Divine, expect us., Fap, freedom, Friend, global team, holy crusaders, Jesus, Kidnapped, Legion, oj, onlyfans, passing, Pay, peration onlyjesus, porn, prostitution, psychological affect, Quests, religious icons, simps, Slavery, Spam, they vibes, trafficked, young women

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and regret everything? Join our server where we dedicate our lives to flooding OnlyFans with pics of Jesus and Religious Icons! We’re on a mission to take down the evil forces of OF and fight against the slavery masked under freedom to fap to meat! We will cause a civil war with holy crusaders and simps, so join us and be part of the chaos! WE ARE LEGION, EXPECT US!

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Talented Minecraft SMP People

ai, America, cybersecurity, immigration, intelligence agencies, Israel, Jewish excellence, Minecraft, people, smp, TALENTED, talented people, Tech, tech sector, world leader

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have cracked the code on tech excellence! Forget Silicon Valley, we are the real tech wizards here. Our server is like the Israel of Minecraft, leading the way in AI, cybersecurity, and all things digital.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where even the creepers are tech-savvy. Our players are so talented, they can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get us started on our intelligence agencies – they’re like the secret agents of the Minecraft world, always one step ahead of the game.

But here’s the kicker – you don’t need insane immigration to join our tech sector. Just bring your creativity, your passion for building, and maybe a few stacks of diamonds. Who needs America when you can be part of our tech revolution? So come on, join us and let’s build a digital empire together!

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PizzaRuiner Minecraft SMP

bad toppings, disgusting toppings, Food, gross toppings, Minecraft, pizza, pizza disasters, pizza fails, pizza mistakes, pizza toppings, pizza toppings gone wrong, pizza toppings to avoid, PizzaRuiner, ruined food, ruined pizza, smp, toppings, toppings to avoid, toppings to dislike, toppings to hate, toppings to never try, toppings to skip, worst toppings

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like, you won’t find this kind of treasure anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, our server has a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers, like, how cool is that?! Plus, we have a secret pizza party every Friday night where we try out crazy toppings like pickles and gummy bears, it’s so random and hilarious!

So if you want to join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be lit AF! #pizzaforlife 🍕🔥🐉

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BlockyWisdom: Don’t mine at night!

10. MysteriousWisdom, 11. EnigmaticGuidance, 12. LookingBack, 13. HiddenMeaning, 14. SecretMessage, 15. FutureSelf, 16. Riddles, 17. InnerVoice, 18. MindfulLiving, 19. InspirationalQuotes, 2. CrypticAdvice, 20. ThoughtProvoking., 3. Reflection, 4. SelfImprovement, 5. Youth, 6. Wisdom, 7. LifeLessons, 8. Regrets, 9. PersonalGrowth, BlockyWisdom, dont, night, timetravel

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our block-building skills. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, just to challenge our players to epic build battles. So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun on our server is as real as diamonds in the mines.

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Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen

cardiovascular health, Cooking, cooking techniques, Culinary, diet, food preparation, garlic, health, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, high temperatures, kitchen, leek, meal preparation, nutrition, onion, risk factors, trans fats, unhealthy fats, vegetable oils, VEGETABLES

join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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ForgeLand

1.20, Builder, Community, Discord, Explorer, fighter, ForgeLand, fresh experience, home, Inclusive Community, innovative gameplay, MCMMO, Minecraft, new features, respectful, server ip, skill levels, socializing, supportive, Survival, Updates

Why Choose ForgeLand? Innovative Gameplay Our team constantly develops new features and updates to keep the experience fresh. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or fighter, there’s something for everyone. Inclusive Community ForgeLand welcomes players of all skill levels. Our supportive and respectful community ensures everyone feels at home.

How to Join Minecraft Version: Ensure you’re running Minecraft [1.20+]. Server IP: [81.180.203.55:25565]

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, support, and socializing. ForgeLand: [https://discord.gg/h6NRHDTKyg]

81.180.203.55

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Near Vanilla

apply, Biome, Builds, Cooperative, creations, Discord, discord application, Dynamap, Events, Minecraft, Pickaxes, Play styles, Player competitions, Server, shopping districts, smp, Staff, sword, Vanilla, Venture

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events.

Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server with constant communication on Discord. A dedicated admin team ensures a smooth gaming experience and handles any bad behavior. Our DynaMap allows you to see where other players are located.

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. View full list in FAQ on Discord

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Analyzing, Behavior, Curiosity, delving deeper, Human nature, inquisitive, intrigued, Investigating, mystic, observing, perplexed, Psychology, puzzlement, Quest, Questioning, Realm, Reflecting on behavior, searching for answers, seeking understanding, speculating, Trying to comprehend, unraveling mysteries, wondering

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and pigs fly through the sky. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against evil cows and build the craziest structures you can imagine. And get this – every time you mine a block, a disco party starts! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way. Let’s get weird, gamers!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #7080

4koma, Archive, BAG, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant pillow fight with the other players. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the mobs are the DJs. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Secret Midnight Party ~The Oni Holds a Bell~” where you can dance the night away with mystical creatures. And don’t even get us started on the “Say-Bing!” event where you can win prizes by shouting “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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DepressoNoMore Minecraft SMP

coping with depression, DepressoNoMore, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, managing depression, medication, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, self-help strategies, smp, support system, Therapy, ways to stop being depressed

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the holy grail of happiness, man. Like, once you join, all your depression just disappears into thin air, like poof!

I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.

So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

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