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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3690 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
