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Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	131
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

play.buildandbarter.net

””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

depression, Despair, eastern europe, economic struggles, Escape, Hardship, ISOLATION, Land, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Poland, Poor, POVERTY, poverty in Eastern Europe, poverty in europe, poverty in Poland, poverty in society, poverty in the world, Server, Social Issues, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	2896

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

From LazuLight’s magical escapades to OBSYDIA’s thrilling battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria will enchant you with their mystical powers, while Luxiem will have you laughing until you cry with their outrageous antics.

Noctyx will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable pranks, while ILUNA will dazzle you with their stunning performances. XSOLEIL will light up your world with their radiant energy, and Krisis will challenge you with mind-bending puzzles.

TTT will test your teamwork skills, Denauth will take you on a journey through enchanted forests, and so much more! With a teamup schedule that will blow your mind and streams that will keep you entertained for hours, this server is a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and dive into the wacky world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!