🔥Edward Scissorhands Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StilettoCraft

avant garde, cult classic, dark comedy, Edward Scissorhands, fantasy film, Gothic Aesthetic, iconic movie, johnny depp, misunderstood artist, Misunderstood protagonist, modern adaptation, Outsider, quirky character, quirky romance, social commentary, stiletto nails, StilettoCraft, suburban life, surreal storytelling, Tim Burton, unique fashion

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4414
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own edward scissorhands inspired castle with stiletto nail decorations everywhere! imagine fighting off creepers with ur sharp nails and crafting the most fabulous armor ever seen in the minecraft universe. u can even have a pet hedgehog named Edward to keep u company while u mine for diamonds. come join us for a wild and glamorous adventure unlike any other!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Divine Spears Created:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	507
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3169	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	84
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!