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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	84	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1866	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	5949	Crops Grown:	4164
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Emeralds Found:	6096
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	71	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	652
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!