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PrettyCraft – SonApproved
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.
We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!
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NoFormalDesignPro
Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?
We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.
So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!
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CraftyPrivNaiveBF
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!
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CraftyClassroom
So, like, imagine a place where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, but even more cray-cray. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.One time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of diamonds. They were so rich that they started throwing diamonds at the zombies just for fun. And guess what? The zombies actually started doing the Macarena! True story, bro.
But that’s not all. We also have a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. You can literally pluck a pepperoni off a branch and chow down while building your epic castle. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas. They give the best life advice, I swear.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil creepers? Only on our server, baby. Let’s get this party started!
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BlockBusters: No Misogyny Zone!
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude! We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on to make it the best Minecraft experience ever!First off, if you join, you get to be a part of our mission to, like, totally smash sexism and misogyny in law enforcement! We’re all about making changes to the law and police policy, moving complaints away from the police internal process, and, like, supporting our male peers in a totally radical way!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got, like, the best leadership around, dude! Our education programs are, like, out of this world, and our whistleblowing processes are, like, super effective!
So, like, come join us on this wild ride and help us make the Minecraft world a better place! You won’t regret it, bro!
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Xcraft: Math vs English
haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.
come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.
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MacBookMayhemCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.
Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!


