But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist! -
BrainyCraft: Edu Edition
so, like, imagine u join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, u build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this – if u join, u gonna be like a superhero for young children with brain tumours! like, ur building skills gonna help them with their academic challenges and stuff. and guess what? if u join, u gonna be so rich and famous cuz ur gonna be a key predictor of their academic readiness! like, u gonna be a hero in real life and in minecraft world. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic journey to help brain tumour survivors and be a superstar in the minecraft universe! -
UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.
So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!
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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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SkillCraft: Ageless Abilities
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Join our server and learn the essential life skills of building epic structures, surviving zombie attacks, and mastering the art of crafting diamond armor. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy when you’re stranded on a deserted island or facing off against a horde of creepers in real life. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while preparing for the apocalypse – because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken. -
SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and leprechauns dat give u unlimited diamonds. like, for realz, if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of candy. and guess what? u can fly on a giant marshmallow cloud while shooting lasers out of ur eyes.oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.
so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
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CraftyMineQuest
Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs to learn how to knit when you can learn how to tame a pack of wild wolves and ride them into the sunset? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! -
Skill4All Minecraft SMP
Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!


