Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds like they’re trying to start World War III? Well, look no further because our server is here to stop all that anti-Semitic behavior! Join us and together we can build a world where everyone is treated with respect, even those pesky Endermen who keep stealing blocks from your house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who hoards all the precious gems in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us create a world where everyone can mine, craft, and build in peace. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes a stand against both creepers and anti-Semitism? It’s a win-win situation!
Are you tired of boring history lessons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of the real world! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Say goodbye to learning about why Jews suck so bad and hello to a world where you can ride on a llama while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky history lessons!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Hässlicher Ziggo Ausgabe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn point is a giant toilet that flushes you into the world – talk about a crappy start!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, trust me.
3. Our custom mobs include flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie chickens that drop fried chicken legs – it’s a poultrygeist nightmare!
4. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu and wielding a carrot sword? You can do that here!
5. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, trolls, and treasure chests that explode confetti – good luck trying to survive that madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hässlicher Ziggo Ausgabe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen – they’ve got some serious twerking skills!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the most “And then the bell rings..” server out there!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings and fireworks explode in the sky. Not to mention, every time you defeat a creeper, a parade in your honor marches through the streets of the virtual village.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most legendary players in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to bask in the glory of our epic builds. And don’t even get us started on the time Steve accidentally spawned a herd of rainbow sheep that took over the entire server.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most “And then the bell rings..” moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft!
Are you tired of the snowflake generation causing chaos on campus? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a safe haven from the coddled students of today, where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior without any bad behavior being normalized. Trust us, Victor Davis Hanson himself would approve of this server. So come on, join us and let’s show those snowflakes how real gamers do it!
Tired of entitled millennials taking your hard-earned cash? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and take revenge on those lazy degree-holding scammers by building giant statues of student loan debt monsters and unleashing them on unsuspecting players. Show those entitled brats that hard work and creativity always triumph over entitlement! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Karen who demands to speak to the manager of every pixelated shop. Join us now for a wild ride of revenge and ridiculousness!
Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!
Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!
Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of studying for finals and just want to escape into a virtual world of blocks and zombies? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate procrastination paradise, where you can build epic structures, battle creepy mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of virtual gold (or maybe just some diamonds, we’re not that generous).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Racing” or “Creeper Dodgeball” (spoiler alert: the creeper always wins). Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their ridiculous antics and inside jokes.
So why waste your time studying for finals when you could be joining our Minecraft server and having the time of your life? Trust us, your professors will never know (unless they’re secretly playing too…). Join us now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there was this university for anons, right? And it got shut down because of protests. But fear not, because now all the students have taken refuge in our Minecraft server! You’ll find professors teaching classes in pixelated form, students protesting against creepers instead of tuition hikes, and the campus bookstore now sells enchanted books instead of textbooks. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience! Plus, where else can you attend a lecture on redstone engineering while fending off a zombie apocalypse? Join now and let the madness begin!
Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!
With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.
In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!
Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind.
When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step!
We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!
Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.
[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.
BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!
With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!
Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.
Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!!
Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress.
Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.
*ATTENTION*
Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message.
We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.