Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding education and punishing those who didn’t go to college! If you didn’t get that fancy degree, then you don’t get any in-game money – sorry, not sorry! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to join our server.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn forest. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Potato Gods.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible – as long as you have that college degree!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous ways possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Or how about diving into a secret underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will trade you diamonds for seaweed?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough, we even have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness. Will it remain the best? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find another server quite like ours anywhere else!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of monkeys who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world!
Join us for a chance to witness the chaos as these monkeys try to figure out how to code while also trying to build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant banana statues to treehouses made entirely out of coconuts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can participate in intense banana-eating contests and try to outsmart the monkeys in a game of Minecraft trivia. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet monkey to help them navigate the server and cause even more mischief.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before! And remember, our monkeys may not be the best coders, but they sure know how to have a good time.
Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!
Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!
Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.
But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.
Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.
We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.
So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of NATO! Our server is so advanced that we have free healthcare and education for all players – thanks to the generous military spending of our American allies. Imagine mining for diamonds while getting a free check-up from a virtual doctor, or attending virtual classes at our virtual university. It’s like living in a utopian society where everything is taken care of for you, all thanks to our NATO partnership. So come join us and experience the luxury of subsidized military spending in the most unexpected way possible – in Minecraft!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.
We have a strict policy of only allowing players who post the weirdest and wackiest content in our Google Classroom. From memes to bizarre stories, we want it all!
One time, a player posted a picture of a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds – and it was epic!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and have a blast with like-minded players, join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.
Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).
So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!
Do you find yourself dodging drunk drivers on the regular in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no drinking and driving policy! That’s right, no more worrying about getting run over by a tipsy player in a minecart. Join us for a safer, more sober gaming experience!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. But that’s not even the best part! The players on this server were all expert builders, creating magnificent structures that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons, battle evil wizards, and even participate in epic dance-offs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the best parties in town. We’re talking disco balls, fireworks, and unlimited cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, we’re not racist, it’s just their culture!
Slime World is the newest Slimefun server, full of new gadgets and machinery to build all sorts of new items. Come mine spawners, explore caves and mines, set up the largest coal farm, or make all kinds of exotic foods….or just build your claimed base however you like. Lots of special and rare items, crates and keys and voting perks! Don’t miss out on the funnest Minecraft experience….Slimefun at Slime World!
We also have and Open Beta towny server for your enjoyment!
Our server offers players an exciting survival experience in the world of Minecraft, using various plugins that add new features and improve the gameplay. We strive to create a friendly and fun environment for all players, regardless of their experience level.
Our server supports Minecraft versions from 1.20.51 to 1.20.60, which allows players to enjoy all the new features and functionality that have been added to these versions. We are constantly updating our server to provide the best gaming experience for our players.
CrystalLand offers several game modes, including Survival and Skyblock . Each game mode has its own unique features and challenges, providing players with a diverse range of gameplay experiences. The server also offers custom-made maps and arenas for players to explore and enjoy, as well as a range of plugins and mods to enhance the gameplay experience.
CrystalLand is known for its friendly and welcoming community, with players from different backgrounds and age groups coming together to enjoy Minecraft. The server has a team of staff members who monitor player behavior and address any issues or concerns that may arise, ensuring that the server remains a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
We’re a multi-world vanilla survival server that’s been around since the days of alpha. We’re currently on 1.15, and currently have an active survival and creative world, with a factions world in the works! Join our discord at discord.pcgmcus.com to stay up to date!
Welcome to ObsidianMC! The server is based around a survival server with custom land claim and economy. Play minigames like survival games, paintball, mob arena to earn money in the survival world. Grow your lands, invite players to join and rule the server! We have Jobs, Wars, and Gladiator fights that can earn you money too. Come join today!
Welcome everyone to our beginner server PRO100CRAFT!
Here you will find a lot of interesting things and here you can play with all the amenities. We have no lags and good administration that will help you with your problem. With us you will not find cheaters, because we block them and you can play peacefully with your friends.