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Join our server and build a virtual Disney World for your kids to enjoy, right from the safety of your own home. No need to worry about pesky relatives trying to whisk them away on international trips without your consent. Plus, you can level up your education in Minecraft and take your kids on epic virtual trips whenever you want!
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we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.
so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!
we have giant menorahs that shoot out fireworks, dreidels that spin and knock out enemies, and matzah balls that explode on impact. our players are all certified kosher warriors ready to take on any challenge that comes our way.
if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about fighting for justice and equality, then this is the place for you. join us today and help us make the minecraft world a safer and more inclusive place for everyone.