we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!
oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).
join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shitpoopsock.co
Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).
Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!
Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!
So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!
if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!
we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!
so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!
