Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂
🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸
🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂
🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥
🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old vanilla Minecraft again. Our server is filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ.
But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns all the mobs into adorable kittens, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a giant chicken that lays enchanted eggs.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that all it took to change homophobes was a little bit of magic and a whole lot of fun?
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| I’ll make it quick! We all know how a regular old “Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP” goes: everyone gets stacked within a couple of days, beats the dragon, sets up shop. Two players dominate the entire server, and then the server dies along with that “two-week Minecraft” phase of those two players, leaving no room for actual gameplay for the rest of us who like farming wheat and building than beating the dragon. |
| Lakehead SMP is more of a chill and laid-back Minecraft server that takes inspiration from Hermitcraft where it actually matters, rather than just trying to be a copycat. We hope to provide the experience you get when watching those videos—a place where you don’t feel like the only goal of everyone around you is to build farms and kill others. A place more about actually having fun at the roots of the game instead of “completing it.” |
| If this sounds like something for you, join here and submit an application: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc |
| Question | Answer |
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| When did the SMP server open? | The SMP just opened to its members today few hours ago! Join while you still can! |
| How many players will be added to the server? | We’re hoping to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added. |
We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of fire dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. Who knows, you might just become the next fire dancing champion of the server!
So come on, join us and let us show you the warmth of our village before you resort to burning it down. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your fellow players)!
