Are you tired of boring old school lessons and homework? Join our Minecraft server and get a free education in the art of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world! Our teachers are expert players who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about boring textbooks. Plus, did we mention that our school cafeteria serves unlimited virtual cake and pizza? Join now and say goodbye to real-world education – who needs it when you can learn how to tame a dragon in Minecraft?!
EduCraft: Free & Compulsory!
GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed
HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!
EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadnessEduBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Taliban deputies asking for education bans to be lifted for Afghan women! Like, imagine the chaos and drama that could go down in our server, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, who doesn’t wanna support education for all, amirite? So come join us and be part of this wild ride, you won’t regret it!