Educated MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

GPA, stipend, well-rounded, opportunity, Sweater Weather

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

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CousinCrazeMC

4 years old son, childcare, younger cousin, stable job, aunt

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually expect you to be responsible and help out others? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make the Real Housewives look tame. We have a special aunt who thinks she’s too good for everyone and a husband who can’t seem to catch a break.

When they needed someone to babysit their kid, we had a player who refused to help because, hey, it’s not their responsibility either! And the aunt’s response? Calling names and throwing shade like it’s going out of style.

So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the pettiness reaches new heights. Who needs varsity when you can have a front-row seat to this circus? Join now and see if you’re the AH for refusing to babysit your cousin!

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LingoLordsMC

language norms, control, language standards, dictionary, Slang

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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Godcraft vs Allahcraft: Holy Wars

military lord, Prophet, Islam, business man, HOLY

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest origin stories of Christianity and Islam like never before! Join us as we reenact the moment when Jesus became an influencer and started a religion to ban financial engineering, all while performing magic tricks on cross poles. And don’t miss out on the epic tale of how a business man and military lord became a prophet and got a loli wife in the process. It’s all thanks to Jewsus, the ultimate mastermind behind it all. So come on and join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments on our server!

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ParentalGriefCraft

family dynamics, Miscommunication., long-distance relationship, parental approval, parents’ house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

fleeting moment, quick wish, chance encounter, on the spot, wish list

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Gavin Kliger, Engineers, collaboration, Treasury, Akash Bobba

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

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LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

Cross-border commerce, Provincial politics, alcohol sales, import restrictions, Server

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

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CraftySAFundingCut

international relations, diplomatic relations, funding, economic development, budget allocation

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Naruto ul

Forge, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Clans, era, combat techniques

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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