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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

AUGUST, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edt, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MAYHEM, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, pdt, Resources, smp, wolves den, XIV, xivg

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.

And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

AUGUST, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Edt, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, XIV, zurvan

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Our patch notes are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a Final Fantasy game.

We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – the Moonfire Faire is nothing compared to the crazy events we have planned for you!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in tournaments. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate at one of our events!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PolyCraft: Where even the creepers follow social distancing rules! Server version 1.21 and greylisted players welcome.

Active, application, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Edt, follow, Friendly, Fun, Greylisted, Ip:, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, Poly-Craft, Polycraft, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, Starting, Survival, tight-knit, Version

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	6433	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description	Poly-Craft is a greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server focusing on a tight-knit community.
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Greylist	Yes
Community	Mature and friendly
Map Start Date	6/26/2024 at 6pm EDT
Application	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. We have strict rules against griefing and offenders will be banned.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We have a mature community, so we expect players to act responsibly and respectfully towards others.
What plugins are used on the server?	We use a few essential plugins for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I build anywhere on the server?	We have designated areas for building to keep the server organized. Please check with staff for available building spots.

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	437

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse

brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain signal, brain waves, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Lapse, Memory, memory formation, Memory Loss, neurological health, neuroscience, normal slumber, Rats, research, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?

Modded Cisco: Where even the creepers have IT certifications! Join now on version 1.19.2

1.19.2, 300 mods, 6 players, certifications, Cisco, Community, created yesterday, CREEPERS, discord server, Expansion, FANTASY, Ip:, Join, looking for more, Medieval, Modded, Players, RPG, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Started, Ultimate, Version, Zenplay, Zenplay.org

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4097
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval RPG SMP Server

Server Details
Modpack Version	Ultimate version with almost 300 mods
Number of Players	6 players currently, looking for more
Server Status	Just started, not much progress yet

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK

Server IP: zenplay.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org
Is there a whitelist?	No, the server is open to all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information

TyrionCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure game, Better game than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert, Better than Tyrion Cuthbert review, Devil, Devil game, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, indie, indie game, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Steam, steam game, Steam store, Tyrion Cuthbert, Tyrion Cuthbert game, Tyrion Cuthbert review, TyrionCraft, video game

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!

So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

altcoins, asset allocation, Bear market strategies, Bitcoin, blocktopia, Bull market strategies, cryptocurrency, Diversification, Dollar cost averaging, financial independence, frugal living, investment options, long term investing, market timing, Minecraft, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, Server, Southeast Asia, stock market, Ultimate, Wealth accumulation, wealth management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Do you want to live life on the edge and make some crazy decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we make financial planning fun and exciting!

Option 1: Live off 2-3M forever in the sp500? Boring! Instead, join our server and live off diamonds and emeralds forever! Buy altcoins with spare cash in bear markets? How about buying enchanted weapons and armor to slay dragons in peak bulls!

Option 2: Live frugally in the USA or live like a king in SEA? Why not live like a Minecraft god on our server, where you can build your dream castle and mine for gold all day long! Invest in BTC and become a billionaire in a decade? How about investing in our server and becoming the richest player in just a few months!

Option 3: Go all in BTC next bear market? How about going all in on our server and becoming the ultimate Minecraft tycoon! Buy and sell resources, build epic structures, and dominate the economy like never before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and make financial planning fun again! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and gold in the virtual world?

SibMoneyDrama Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, demanding apologies, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, empathy and compassion, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair, financial support, half siblings, hurt feelings, Inheritance, Minecraft, money issues, past trauma, seeking validation, Server, sibling relationships, SibMoneyDrama, understanding perspectives, unresolved issues, unresolved resentment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1699	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wild world of family feuds and inheritance drama just like Jared’s!

Imagine a server where you can track down your long-lost half siblings for money, only to be shut down and demand apologies from your friends for being negative! Who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of family dynamics and financial disputes. Who knows, you might just end up demanding apologies from your friends too! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	123	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5412
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1757	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!